Keanu Reeves
Ted
Alex Winter
Bill / Granny Preston
William Sadler
Grim Reaper
Joss Ackland
De Nomolos
Pam Grier
Ms. Wardroe
George Carlin
Rufus
Amy Stoch
Missy
Jim Martin
Sir James Martin
Hal Landon Jr.
Captain Logan
Annette Azcuy
Elizabeth
Sarah Trigger
Joanna
Chelcie Ross
Colonel Oats
Taj Mahal
Gatekeeper
Robert Noble
Bach
Hal Landon Sr.
Thomas Edison
Eleni Kelakos
Ria Paschelle
Roy Brocksmith
Deputy James
J. Patrick McNamara
Mr. Preston
Dana Stevens
1st Seance Member
Valerie Spencer
2nd Seance Member
Kathryn Miller
3rd Seance Member
Carol Rosenthal
4th Seance Member
Chris Matheson
"Ugly" Seance Member
Ed Solomon
"Stupid" Seance Member
Anthony G. Schmidt
Dark Figure
Brendan Ryan
Young Ted
William Thorne
Young Bill
Ed Gale
Station
Arturo Gil
Station
Tom Allard
Big Station
Terry Finn
Heavenly Greeter
John Ehrin
Albert Einstein
Don Forney
Benjamin Franklin
Michael Chambers
Good Robot Bill
Bruno Falcon
Good Robot Ted
Ed Cambridge
George Washington Carver
Tad Horino
Confucius
Peter Hewitt
The Smoker
Les Claypool
Primus
Tim Alexander
Primus
Larry LaLonde
Primus
Tanya Newbould
Kate Axelrod
Frank Welker
The Devil/Station/Evil Easter Bunny (voice) (uncredited)
Tony Cox
Station (uncredited)
Tery Lockett
Futuristic Student (uncredited)
Michael Mills
Nigel in Heaven (uncredited)
Dennis Ott
Bit Part (uncredited)
Tom Stern
Trenchcoat Man in Heaven (uncredited)