Stephen Rea
Tony Costello
Billy Connolly
Hughie
Jimmy Nail
Les Wickes
Timothy Spall
David "Beano" Baggot
Bill Nighy
Ray Simms
Juliet Aubrey
Karen Knowles
Helena Bergström
Astrid Simms
Bruce Robinson
Brian Lovell
Hans Matheson
Luke Shand
Rachael Stirling
Clare Knowles
Phil Daniels
Neil Gaydon
Phil Davis
Limo Driver
Frances Barber
Lady in Black
Zoë Ball
Zoë
Virginia Clay
Young Karen
Luke Garrett
Young Hughie
Sean McKenzie
Young Beano
Rupert Penry-Jones
Young Ray
Matthew Finney
Young Brian
Alex Palmer
Young Les
Gavin Kennedy
Young Tony
Lee Williams
Young Keith
Andy Nichol
Gary
Francis Magee
Hockney
Justin Grattan
Not Morrissey
Delroy Atkinson
Jason
Julian Sims
Steve Greenblatt
Peter Baynham
Kevin
Margaret Blakemore
Waitress 1
Candida Gubbins
Waitress 2
Alphonsia Emmanuel
Camille
Mikayla Jones
Natasha
Jason Green
Adam
Christopher Wild
Apprentice
Dean Lennox Kelly
Pizza Boy
Mackenzie Crook
Dutch Kid
Donna Air
Dutch Hitch-Hiker
Ralph Van Dijk
Club 4 Owner
Sabina Michael
Dutch Receptionist
Steve Ubels
Dutch Local
Danny Webb
Clive
Anita Carey
Tax Woman
David Henry
Tax Inspector
Daisy Donovan
Female Reporter
Bruce Byron
Snotty Reporter
Jeffrey Harmer
Dutch Policeman
Sheila Reid
Mrs. Baggot
Leelo Ross
Dutch Lady
Brian Capron
Senior Executive
Luke D'Silva
Spanish Bar Man
Eric Jorrin
Dutch Citizen (uncredited)
Rebecca Promitzer
Bar Girl (uncredited)
Anneka Svenska
Hugh's Dutch Girlfriend (uncredited)