Rich Evans
Space Cop
Mike Stoklasa
Detective Ted Cooper
Jocelyn Ridgely
Zorba
Chike Johnson
Agnon
Jay Bauman
Grigg
Dale R. Jackson
Chief Washington
Zach McLain
Charlie
Alison Mary Forbes
Charlie's wife
Clarence Aumend
Officer Partner
Rick Pendzich
Officer Cunningham and hostage taker
Patton Oswalt
Space Police Chief
Freddie Williams II
Solitaire Man
Deborah Clifton
Receptionist
Bo Johnson
Dr. Snodgrass
Tim Higgins
Bartender/Moon Mayor
Nate Schwefel
Timmy
Josh Davis
Bar Patron
Steve Piper
Timmy's Dad
Denise Kaderabek
Talk Show Host
Emmitt Morgans
Dr. Schumann
Dale Blank
Police Officer 1
Linda Cieslik
Unfrozen Cancer Lady
Joe Foti IV
Bellboy
Megan Genthert
Stripper 2
Jeff Grabowski
Alien Officer 4
David Hoffer
Police Officer 2
Doug Jarecki
Unfrozen Republican
Stephanie La Phillip
Stripper 1
Titania Lyn
Undressing Neighbor
Jessi Nakles
Police Dispatcher (voice)
Jack Packard
Alien Officer 3
Greg Ryan
Mayor
Jesse Sorgatz
Alien Officer 2