James C. Leary
Bill
Kirk Pynchon
Earl
M
Michael R. Meredith
Guy
Ron Jeremy
Self
S
Scott Thompson
Col. Wolfgang Vanderheath
Lou Diamond Phillips
Self
S
Sally Rundgren
Narrator (voice)
Jay Gordon
Jake Stead
J
Jordan Savage
Jasmine
Kristin Dattilo
Skyler
David Dayan Fisher
Darious Noir
A
Ashley Schoff
Vonessa
Chay Santini
Alexxxis
S
Shelley Mack
Rainbow
V
Valerie Pilonsky
Natasha Slutsky
J
Jillian Griffith
Piggyback Girlfriend #1
L
Lynn Jordan
Piggyback Girlfriend #2
B
Brooke March
Angela Drackett