Jason Biggs
Tom Willoman
Eva Longoria
Rebecca Seabrook
Rob Corddry
Harper Billings
Monica Potter
Laura Buchwald
Will Sasso
Jesse Buchwald
Nat Faxon
Turner Abernathy
Jill Latiano Howerton
Nurse Gretchen
Kyle Gass
Decatur Doublewide
Hayes MacArthur
Digdug O'Shaughnessy
Zachary Gordon
Frankie Fowler
Ed Helms
Maurice
Patricia Belcher
Colette Bamboo
Jack Donner
Old Curt
Sandy Martin
Olympia Parpadelle
Timothy Dowling
Robber
Erik Palladino
Smooth Bob Willoman
Matt Walsh
Mr. Conroy
Miranda Bailey
Melody
Ryan Whitney
Carlotta
Christian Pikes
Bartlett
Darius Rose
A. J.
Dannika Liddell
Adelle
Alejandro Patiño
Helado
Logan Grove
Nickleby
Nathan Wesdell
Otis
Grant Klemann
Zippy
Jarrod Bailey
Dickers
Gigi Goff
Mernay
Anthony Tavera
Rinaldo
Kiernan Shipka
Sarah
David Weiss
Young Tom
Andy Pessoa
Walter
Uriah Shelton
Prep School Kid
Nicholas Roget-King
Basil
Chris Kerner
Prom King
Rob Weaver
Coital Danger Narrator (voice)
Allen Alvarado
Miguel (uncredited)
Juan Carlos Cantu
Alejandro (uncredited)
Nadji Jeter
Sling Shot Kid (uncredited)
Miranda May
Sheila (uncredited)
Luca Oriel
Marcos (uncredited)