Paul Schneider
Paul
Zooey Deschanel
Noel
Shea Whigham
Tip
Danny McBride
Bust-Ass (as Danny R. McBride)
Maurice Compte
Bo
Heather McComb
Mary-Margaret
Benjamin Mouton
Uncle Leland
J
John Kirkland
Justin
J
James Marshall Case
Judge Harvey
Patricia Clarkson
Elvira
M
Maya Ling Pruitt
Feng-Shui
Eddie Rouse
Dancing Orderly
K
Karey Williams
Tammy Clinard
M
Matt Chapman
Strong Bad
M
Maribeth Ayers
Noel's Friend
S
Summer Shelton
Noel's other friend
B
Bob Hardison
Bob
B
Bartow Church
Geoff Seibanick
Thunderbird Dinwiddie
Tonya (uncredited)