Chloe Fineman
Santa Monica
Sam Morelos
Abby
Matt Cornett
Max
Nicole Byer
Destiny
Liza Koshy
Angel
Natalie Morales
Robin
Paula Pell
Betty Spaghetti
Charlie Day
Rick Richards
Alex Moffat
DJ Don
Fernando Carsa
The Saint Bernard / Samuel Moros
Scott Connors
Ron
Emy Coligado
Margaret
Ava DeMary
Mercedes
Ellie Santos
Abby (Age 7)
Mason Gozzi
Max (Age 7)
Luciana VanDette
Mercedes (Age 7)
Alina Santos
Abby (Age 12)
James Kelly
Max (Age 12)
Andy Schneeflock
Steve
Terrence Shingler
Dave
Guinevere Govea
Lily Rose
Michael Kostroff
Nurse Appleman
Kevin Craig West
Homeroom Teacher
Julia DiCesare
Celine
Ali Stoner
Nurse Customer
Elena Estér
Rita the Realtor
Shravan Venkatesh
Teenage Boy
Kevin Curtis
Judas
Ben Heineman
Dicky
Jed Feiman
Skinny Dweeb
Jillian Bell
Cashier
Elle Amyra
Lola
Grace Reiter
Nerdy Gamer
Justin Masters
Jeremy
Chad Addison
Will
Ezra Johnson
Stoner Kid #1
Tommy Armstrong
Stoner Kid #2
Ryan Micho
Ryan
Thalia Gerloff
Gamer Stacey
Stephen C. Bradbury
Gary
Melinda Tanner
Sister Betty
Sheldon Best
Additional Voice (voice)
Kaliswa Brewster
Additional Voice (voice)
Dann Fink
Additional Voice (voice)
Daphne Gaines
Additional Voice (voice)
Jess Kaliban
Additional Voice (voice)
Armando Riesco
Additional Voice (voice)
Cameron Scoggins
Additional Voice(voice)
Jessica Keenan Wynn
Additional Voice (voice)
Alberto Bonilla
Gene (uncredited)
Flynn Harper
Catholic School Student (uncredited)
Kayla LaVine
Girl in Flower Dress at Wedding Scene (uncredited)
Jimmy Mehs
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Celeste Oliva
Maya (uncredited)