Kathy Ireland
Jessica Luvintryst
Robert Mitchum
Marshal
Telly Savalas
Most Evil Man (Not Really)
Shelley Winters
The Good Lieutenant
Josh Mosby
Jeremy
Mary McCormack
Sarah
J. Christian Ingvordsen
Tom Tobias A.K.A. Ted Levis
Jeffrey Howard
Coroner / Genie Voice
Michele Miller
Katie
Marissa Copeland
Angela
Tracy Douglas
Colleen
Laine Valentino
Herzoner the Mayor
Edie Falco
Mom
Jody O'Neil
Dispatcher
John Weiner
ENG Cameraman
Michael Zeidman
Young Jeremy
Meredith Lane
Young Sarah
Kristen Johnston
Kate
Eli Kabillio
Bubba
Susan Rollman
Very Patient Pregnant Person
C. Steven Duncker
Jessica's Studly Aide
Melinda Wade
Cop
Tim Bernard
Yugo Salesman
Glen Santiago
Mime
John F. Bernard
Ninja
Mary Jane Bernard
Ninja
Tommy Chang
Ninja
Frank Coulson
Ninja
Melora Creager
Ninja
Jude Driscoll
Ninja
Steve Fulton
Ninja
Rick Garonzik
Ninja
Kevin Kelly
Ninja
Clayton Lewis
Ninja
Patrick McGarvey
Ninja
Guy Muzio
Ninja
Cindy Poster
Ninja / Party Animal
John Routh
Ninja
Marty Romanak
Ninja
Stacey Bash
Party Animal
Marina Behr
Party Animal
Leigh Berardelli
Party Animal
Bill Blumenhorst
Party Animal
Bruce Bligh
Party Animal
Kim Coulson
Party Animal
Barbara Crystal
Party Animal
Ellen DeRosset
Party Animal
Donald J. Devine
Party Animal
Nanette Dwos
Party Animal
Susan Fertel
Party Animal
Thorne Gregory
Party Animal
Paula Goldberg
Party Animal
Pricilla Halverson
Party Animal
Andrew Joakim
Party Animal
Richard Joyce
Party Animal
John Knapp
Party Animal
Matt Long
Party Animal
Joe Macaione
Party Animal
Barbara Norden
Party Animal
Cynthia Rago
Party Animal
Emmet Ryan
Party Animal
Andrei Saunders
Party Animal
Alastair Tedford
Party Animal
Elizabeth Vitae
Party Animal