Ashton Kutcher
Tom Leezak
Brittany Murphy
Sarah McNerney
Christian Kane
Peter Prentiss
David Moscow
Kyle
Monet Mazur
Lauren McNerney
David Rasche
Mr. McNerney
Thad Luckinbill
Willie McNerney
David Agranov
Paul McNerney
Taran Killam
Dickie McNerney
Raymond J. Barry
Mr. Leezak
Toshi Toda
Yuan
George Gaynes
Father Robert
Massimo Schina
Fredo
Valeria Andrews
Wendy
Alex Thomas
Fred
Laurent Alexandre
Henri Margeaux
Jill Parker-Jones
Nasty Stewardess
Timmy Fitzpatrick
Kid in Bathroom
Sandy McCormack
Huge Man on Plane
Francesco Fantasia
Bernardo Salviati
Alex Ardenti
Bouncer
Robert Branco
Prison Guard
Joseph Vassallo
Customs Official
Robert Tagliapietra
Gondolier
Clement von Franckenstein
Car Rental Clerk
Anderson Goncalves
Bellboy
Guido Föhrweißer
Tow Truck Driver
Lorenzo Caccialanza
Italian Man
Veronica Cartwright
Mrs. 'Pussy' McNerney (uncredited)
Cheryl Dent
Girl in Park (uncredited)
Summer Moore
Bar Patron (uncredited)