Steve Martin
C.D. "Charlie" Bales
Daryl Hannah
Roxanne Kowalski
Rick Rossovich
Chris McConnell
Shelley Duvall
Dixie
John Kapelos
Chuck
Fred Willard
Mayor Deebs
Max Alexander
Dean
Michael J. Pollard
Andy
S
Steve Mittleman
Ralston
Damon Wayans
Jerry
Matt Lattanzi
Trent
S
Shandra Beri
Sandy
B
Blanche Rubin
Sophie
J
Jane Campbell
Dottie
Jean Sincere
Nina
C
Claire Caplan
Lydia
T
Thom Curley
Jim
Ritch Shydner
Drunk #1
Kevin Nealon
Drunk #2
Brian George
Cosmetic Surgeon
M
Maureen Murphy
Cosmetics Clerk
Jeffrey Joseph
Stationery Clerk
M
Make Glavas
Peter Quinn
Merrilyn Gann
Mrs. Quinn
B
Bernadette Sabath
Berni
Caroline Barclay
Girl in Street
Heidi Sorenson
Trudy