Kim Little
Jane White
Wil Wheaton
Dick Smith
Alley Mills
Mom
Chris Hardwick
Burger
Colin Mochrie
Barney
David L. Lander
Gerry King
Gary Owens
TV Announcer
Michelle Phillips
June
Andrew Lauer
Desiree
Eric Lutes
Candy
Richard Kline
Anchor Chris Jobin
Ted Shackelford
Eddie
Mickey Jones
Kenny Kingman
Dustin Diamond
Simone
Maureen McCormick
Nancy
Danica McKellar
Tiffany
Brad Sherwood
Homeless Man
Carlie Westerman
Margaret
Debra Wilson
Chi-Chi
Phil LaMarr
Bert
J
Jordan Karecki
Young Jane White
T
Ted Joden
Jane's Father
T
Tom Tangen
Terry
E
Eric Woodward
Gerry's Bodyguard
J
Jenna Edwards
Audience Member (uncredited)