Om Puri
George Khan
Linda Bassett
Ella Khan
Ian Aspinall
Nazir Khan
Jimi Mistry
Tariq Khan
Archie Panjabi
Meenah Khan
Jordan Routledge
Sajid Khan
Chris Bisson
Saleem Khan
Lesley Nicol
Auntie Annie
Emil Marwa
Maneer Khan
Raji James
Abdul Khan
Emma Rydal
Stella Moorhouse
Ruth Jones
Peggy
Gary Damer
Ernest Moorhouse
John Bardon
Mr Moorhouse
Jimmi Harkishin
Iyaaz Ali Khan
Ben Keaton
Priest
Kriss Dosanjh
Poppa Khalid
Gary Lewis
Mark
Roger Morlidge
Fat Twat
Albert Moses
Abdul Karim
Rosalind March
Helen Karim
Kaleem Janjua
Mullah
Ralph Birtwell
Doctor
Madhav Sharma
Mr Shah
Saikat Ahamed
Zaid
Bruce McGregor
Bouncer
Margaret Blakemore
Trisha
Thierry Harcourt
Ettienne Francois
Leena Dhingra
Mrs Shah
Tallat Nawaz
Nigget Shah
Sharmeen Rafi
Nushaaba Shah
Enid Dunn
Judy (uncredited)
Preeya Kalidas
Nazir's Bride (uncredited)