Rik Mayall
Richie Twat
Adrian Edmondson
Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba
Bill Nighy
Mr. Johnson
Kate Ashfield
Mrs. Hardy
Steven O'Donnell
Chef
F
Fenella Fielding
Mrs. Foxfur
Vincent Cassel
Gino Bolognese
Hélène Mahieu
Gina Carbonara
Simon Pegg
Mr. Nice
Lisa Palfrey
Mrs. Nice
J
Joe Hughes
Damien Nice
Jessica Mann
Charlene Nice
James D'Arcy
Young Groom
Kate Loustau
Young Bride
C
Charles Cartmell
Newscaster
P
Paul Garcia
Screen Lover
R
Richard Hammatt
Truck Driver #1
B
Bob Mason
Chatty Worker
P
Phillip Lester
Sickly Worker
Richard Strange
Worried Worker
David Sibley
Intimidating Man
Emma Pierson
Saucy Wood Nymph
Sophia Myles
Saucy Wood Nymph
Anna Madeley
Saucy Wood Nymph
A
Abbe Muschallik
Saucy Wood Nymph (uncredited)
Nina Muschallik
Saucy Wood Nymph (uncredited)