Billy Bob Thornton
Willie
Tony Cox
Marcus
Lauren Graham
Sue
Brett Kelly
The Kid
Lauren Tom
Lois
John Ritter
Bob Chipeska
Bernie Mac
Gin
Ajay Naidu
Hindustani Troublemaker
Alex Borstein
Milwaukee Mom with Photo
Lorna Scott
Milwaukee Mother
Harrison Bieker
Milwaukee Boy
Alexandra Korhan
Drum Set Girl
Dylan Charles
Milwaukee Bratty Kid
Billy Gardell
Milwaukee Security Guard
Lisa Ross
Milwaukee Bartender
Bryan Callen
Miami Bartender
Tom McGowan
Harrison
Grace Calderon
Big Booty Woman
Christine Pichardo
Photo Elf
Bucky Dominick
Nintendo Deer Hunter 3 Boy
Georgia Eskew
Barbie Girl
Hayden Bromberg
Fraggle-Stick Boy
Max Van Ville
Skateboard Bully
Briana Norton
Pinball Girl
Octavia Spencer
Opal
Hallie Singleton
Woman in Food Court
Ryan Pinkston
Shoplifter
Matt Walsh
Herb
Natsuko Ohama
Pedicurist
Dave Adams
Prison Guard
Ethan Phillips
Roger Merman
Joey Saravia
Pokemon Child
Cody Strauch
Watching Boy
Marshall Dvorin
Watching Boy
Curtis Taylor
Phoenix Security Guard
John Bunnell
Police Chief
Janet Dey
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Cloris Leachman
Grandma (uncredited)
Sarah Silverman
Santa Instructor (uncredited)